Thursday, April 30, 2026
Thursday, May 15, 2025
edmonds, wa
Saturday, April 19, 2025
my dairy
deer dairy, it is with grate reluctans that i mus say guodbye to yu all. ha jus kidden! achally it has ben a very grate day and i hav won the noble priz! na jus kidden!! for qantem phiscs!! i diksoverd a new particll. wel can tel yu no mor abut that for it is a verry grate secrt. yu wud want to kno, wdntt yuo? haaha i wil nevr tel! wopps heer is elisap i hadd betr go...
Thursday, February 6, 2025
Flocco, the all-new spray dispenser!
Friday, January 31, 2025
Interstellar Lottery 2025
Tonight, the results of the long awaited PRIZE DRAWING for the local Centauri cluster!
First, Moxx Wotten of Proxima Centauri III has won the FlashTost Mega antimatter toaster! Yes, toast in a flash can be yours, Moxx, and you'll never need a new battery! Guaranteed for 50,000,000 years.
Nest up, we have...Zork Murimine of Barnard's Star planet six. Zork, you've won the your very own PERPETUAL MOTION MACHINE! Amaze your friends and neighbprs as they watch the Mini PerpMo spin and spin...no batteries required! Take it on a hike! Leave it to your grandchildren! Guaranteed to go FOREVER, or the heat death of the universe, whichever comes first.
And finally, our grand-prize winner, Elisabeth Perrin of Seattle WA, planet Earth, "Sol" (as the locals know it). Elisabeth, you have won your very own ANTI-GRAVITY MACHINE! If you ever wanted that floating feeling...here it is! With the GravMaster 2200, you can walk up walls, drift 'neath the stars...whatever you like. Sleep on the ceiling! Reconnoitre Mount Everest! With GravMaster 2200, the world is yours!
Saturday, January 11, 2025
aspects of the world
Sunday, December 29, 2024
all-new products!
four-dimensional calendar
colorful orbs representing dates far and near 'bounce" in and out of a non-linear matrix. easy look-up of all forthcoming appointments.
magnetic socks
stick to all ferrous metal objects. as a bonus, easily tell cheap aluminum pan from real steel.
intersteller telephone
includes its own built-in radio telescope! just leave a message and we will get back to you in 4.3 years.
floating alarm clock
hovers near the ceiling or "right up close" to your ear. premium model automatically adjusts volume.